☼ Can you write an amusing little story that incorporates at least 5 of these lines?

Have you ever looked at closely at your ears. Don't you find that most people's ears are a bit uneven. I noticed it the other night when I was sitting with my girl and nibbling (10) the hangy-down part of the left ear. I made the mistake of commenting that it seemed a bit "deformed" when compared to her right ear. Well, let me tell you, that was a big mistake. (6) She raised a well manicured eyebrow and adopted a haughty pose. "Deformed?" she asked. "You think I'm deformed." (7) The hair on the back of my neck stood straight up because I had seen that look before and it did not bode well for me. Everytime she strikes that pose, (8) I can feel it in my gut that something bad is about to happen. Sure enough, she grabbed both my hangy-down parts and pulled them so hard I cried out "Stop, (4) You are destroying my few remaining brain cells." It hurt really bad. Much like the time she got mad at a boy who was teasing her in school. She pulled his hair so hard (9) he pounded his fist so hard on the desk that he broke 10 bones in his hand. So, take if from me guys, never comment on anything you think is a bit odd about your girlfriend's physical appearance. Just shut up and nibble.